The Beginning of the End.
We started the evening's activities screwing around with a ridiculously hideous clown doll that had managed to stick around for a year. I had won the stupid thing in a crane game, and had never gotten around to disposing of it in a fittingly horrible manner. This thing was hideous, dressed in garish MC Hammer - style parachute pants and ridiculous makeup.
Its rubbery head was crammed with firecrackers. This clown wasn't deemed worthy of being humanely destroyed, so its punishment was drawn out. Its demise was similar to a Chinese Water Torture. I'm not exactly sure what that is, but they could be similar.
The first clown with flames bursting from its trachea.
Since we didn't use powerful firecrackers, the actual doll didn't blow apart or anything, so it was punted around for a bit before it's head popped off.
I show my appreciation for the clown's willingness to put up with this childish nonsense.