February 4, 2012 The New Cereal Roundup Frosted Toast Crunch, Krave, Peanut Butter Cheerios, and more! (may not contain more)
	November 1, 2011 Thanksgiving 2011 Can a fruit roll surprise change the course of history? No.
	September 14, 2011 Candwich The world's first sandwich in a can! I'm assuming.
	July 14, 2011 Hollywood Sneak Peek: Jack and Jill Could this be Adam Sandler's best yet? Read this insider information to find out!
	July 8, 2011 Cheese Jerky The next peanut butter and chocolate? Or the next, uh, something that's not very good?
	July 4, 2011 Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza 2011. Get your saluting arm stretched out, you're going to need it!
	February 3, 2011 Kellogg's Frosted Mini-Wheats Touch of Fruit in the Middle Possibly the greatest food creation of the last ten years.
	December 22, 2010 My Week of Eating Nothing But Candy Pretty self-explanatory, really
	November 24, 2010 The Turkey Soda Taste Test Turkey and Gravy, Brussels Sprout, Dirt, Ben-Gay, and more!
	November 5, 2010 The Insane Cereal Experiment Bacon, Skittles, Chex Mix, and more!
	September 10, 2010 Wonka Scrumdiddlyumptious Bar Too good to share with your disgusting, bed-ridden relatives.
	August 20, 2010 The Weird Gourmet Chocolate Taste Test Bonanza Everything you ever wanted to know about chocolate. Except facts.
	August 5, 2010 We Blow the Lid Off The Wonka Bottle Caps Scandal You see... "blow the lid off"... because they're bottle caps.
	July 9, 2010 Miracle Berry: A Shocking Exposé Not actually that shocking, mostly just bizarre.
	April 16, 2010 The Aloe Vera Juice Experiment The topic so controversial, it can't even be discussed here.
	February 2, 2010 Jovy Fruit Rolls - Reviewed! Everything you wanted to know about Jovy Fruit Rolls, but were ashamed to ask.
	November 7, 2009 The Alarmingly High Prices of Fruit Rolls This EXCLUSIVE exposé will shock you to your very core.
	September 29, 2009 Cheerios Cheddar Snack Mix The return of home made cereal that no one was waiting for.
	August 5, 2009 The Manitou Springs, CO Arcade Hours of awesomeness for about four dollars.
	April 17, 2009 The Budweiser Chelada Your cries of "Beer needs more clams" have finally been heard.
	January 14, 2009 The Best Snacks in Disney World Actually, let's not say "best". That's too much pressure.
	December 27, 2008 Emergency Rations A better alternative to becoming a cannibal?
	December 15, 2008 Movie Review : Executive Koala The most normal movie ever made.
	October 31, 2008 Cup Controversy A marriage of Cup Noodles and The Office... gone wrong!
	October 4, 2008 Boy's Play Day Don't you deserve one?
	August 9, 2008 Hire Spider-Man! Can he swing from a web? No.
	July 4, 2008 Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza 2008. The most exciting tribute yet!
	June 21, 2008 Laffy Taffy jokes. More intelligent than you.
	June 7, 2008 Disney World 2008 - Part IV. The Magic Kingdom - Now with more bananas.
	May 24, 2008 Disney World 2008 - Part III. Epcot - Around the world in 80 minutes. Also there's giant pumpkins.
	April 25, 2008 Disney World 2008 - Part II. Disney's Hollywood Studios. OMGM - they changed their name!.
	April 4, 2008 Disney World 2008 - Part I. All Star Me and Some Animals.
	February 15, 2008 The new five dollar bill. Lincoln-tastic!
	February 15, 2008 Spider Man 3 Soda. Not nearly as good as the pie.
	December 24, 2007 Madballs. The ugliest Christmas article topic ever.
	November 22, 2007 Cereal Toys. The rise of the prize.
	November 17, 2007 Increase the Grease. Or at least stop giving out terrible alternatives to candy on Halloween.
	October 20, 2007 Candy Mistakes Part II. You'll cream your caramels.
	September 21, 2007 Candy Mistakes Part I. Twice the crisp of previous articles!
	September 3, 2007 Diet Mountain Dew Now with 1/1000 serving of vegetables!.
	June 16, 2007 The Diet 7-Up Taste Test Saved by the buoyancy of citrus.
	May 19, 2007 Diet Coke Plus It has a pretty label.
	April 28, 2007 Once Upon A Life Saver Watta day!
	March 31, 2007 Disney's Princess Fairytale Flakes A bibbidi bobbodi bowl of cereal.
	March 6, 2007 The Coke-Babies Guide to Finances Get rich or die tryin' or remain middle class.
	February 24, 2007 The Yorkie Bar Anarchy from the UK.
	January 6, 2007 Recycling The silent killer.
	December 24, 2006 Christmas Celebration v.2006 Two thousand and six times better than last year!
	December 16, 2006 TIME Magazine's Man of the Year Announced: Huzzah!
	November 15, 2006 My Best Friend: A tribute.
	November 9, 2006 Coca Cola Scandal! This time, they've gone too far.
	October 29, 2006 Halloween Spectacular! Warning: Not actually spectacular.
	October 18, 2006 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie. Radical?
	October 01, 2006 Cool Pack. What's cooler than being cool?  Nothing.
	August 09, 2006 Diet Pepsi Jazz Strawberries and Cream and Cola and Artificial Sweeteners.  Yum?
	August 05, 2006 Berry Rice Krispies Warning: May contain numerous references to the phrase "berry good".
	July 29, 2006 House of Pain lyric analysis. They probably took themselves too seriously.
	July 4, 2006 Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza. Bigger and better than ever!
	July 1, 2006 HOLLYWOOD SCANDAL! An exclusive, in depth report.
	May 15, 2006 Spider Man - The Ultimate Ride Blame Canada.
	March 25, 2006 The 11th Annual National Kriss Kross Day Be totally krossed out or be square.
	February 25, 2006 Tab Energy 80's nostalgia has gone too far.
	February 6, 2006 Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo We gonna rock down to electric boogaloo.
	December 31, 2005 The Star Wars Holiday Special Happy Life Day.
	December 7, 2005 The Top 10 Christmas Songs of All Time Because 11 would be too many.
	November 11, 2005 Necco Wafers A coke-babies tribute to an American classic.
	October 30, 2005 Halloween 2005 A Coke-Babies candy extravaganza!
	October 5, 2005 Peach Fresca It's just peachy. (Get it? Ugh.)
	October 1, 2005 CLICK HERE NOW 4 FREE MUSICZ! Ba ba, ba da da da da da.
	September 28, 2005 An in-depth, sociogenic look at "Trapped in the Closet". R. Kelly is deep.
	August 31, 2005 Ich bin ein part of this balanced breakfast. German cereal sucks.
	July 9, 2005 Boys Beware The homosexuals are coming... for you
	July 4, 200505 The 2005 4th of July Spectacular
	May 29, 200505 The Updated it's a small world Change sucks, after all.
	May 18, 2005 The Longest Yard The preview you must read.
	April 06, 2005 Chili Pepper Beer Flea bass solos not included.
	March 24, 2005 The New Pepsi One. New and improved.
	March 19, 2005 The original Fantastic Four movie. Fantastic!
	March 2, 2005 Marvel Milk Madness! Less alliteration found inside.
	January 31, 2005 RPM and e-Moo Flavored Carbonated Milk.  e-Awesome? Find out.
	December 24, 2004 Keep Christ in Christmas Themed Foodstuffs.
	December 10, 2004 National Treasure Reviewed:  Boring.
	December 5, 2004 It came from the basement: Soda Sadness.
	November 17, 2004 I'd say "Sorry, this is the last time," but it probably isn't.  Florida 2004
	November 2, 2004 TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
	October 22, 2004 Monster Cereals:  Good?  Bad?  Overrated?  OR BOTH???
	October 16, 2004 The Halloween Olympics: Brief, but Stupid
	September 29, 2004 The definitive guide to Halloween Candy. Is not here.
	September 17, 2004 Street Fighter: The Movie: The Experience.
	September 17, 2004 Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park: Phantom-tastic!
	July 21, 2004 Arf arf, don't feed me this crap.
	July 1, 2004 A very special fourth of July spectacular!
	June 23, 2004 Fish and beer: it's not just for England anymore.
	May 27, 2004 A decade is longer than you think.
	May 10, 2004 2 for 2? You Bet.
	March 29, 2004 When I left you, I was but the learner...
	January 26, 2004 The cow says: "Debris! We've got debris!"; Universal Revisited
	November 19, 2003 Paper Airplanes (Makeshift Fun)
	November 3 2003 Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for months.
	April 19, 2003 Love, Midwest American Style.
	January 6, 2003 Don't fear the reaper, fear the garbage man. Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 reviewed.
	October 5, 2002 Cocaine and Muscles... Lots of muscles: Licensing Part 2
	August 25, 2002 Licensed To Drive.... Sales: Part 1
	August 7, 2002 Art imitates life imitates 50's idealism.
	August 3, 2002 Book Review: Evaluate your socioeconomic status quickly and easily.
	July 31, 2002 Florida Part 5: Go-karts, frozen beverages, and marriage consummation in a parking lot.
	July 28, 2002 Florida Part 4: The Magic of the Movies vs. The Magic of Pouring
	July 22, 2002 Florida Part 3: The Sun! The Sun???
	July 19, 2002 Florida Part 2: Ruin your memories for only $50.
	July 17, 2002 Florida Part 1: Getting there is half the not much fun

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