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July 4, 2008 Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza 2008. The most exciting tribute yet! |
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June 21, 2008 Laffy Taffy jokes. More intelligent than you. |
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June 7, 2008 Disney World 2008 - Part IV. The Magic Kingdom - Now with more bananas. |
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May 24, 2008 Disney World 2008 - Part III. Epcot - Around the world in 80 minutes. Also there's giant pumpkins. |
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April 25, 2008 Disney World 2008 - Part II. Disney's Hollywood Studios. OMGM - they changed their name!. |
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April 4, 2008 Disney World 2008 - Part I. All Star Me and Some Animals. |
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February 15, 2008 The new five dollar bill. Lincoln-tastic! |
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February 15, 2008 Spider Man 3 Soda. Not nearly as good as the pie. |
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December 24, 2007 Madballs. The ugliest Christmas article topic ever. |
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November 22, 2007 Cereal Toys. The rise of the prize. |
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November 17, 2007 Increase the Grease. Or at least stop giving out terrible alternatives to candy on Halloween. |
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October 20, 2007 Candy Mistakes Part II. You'll cream your caramels. |
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September 21, 2007 Candy Mistakes Part I. Twice the crisp of previous articles! |
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September 3, 2007 Diet Mountain Dew Now with 1/1000 serving of vegetables!. |
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June 16, 2007 The Diet 7-Up Taste Test Saved by the buoyancy of citrus. |
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May 19, 2007 Diet Coke Plus It has a pretty label. |
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April 28, 2007 Once Upon A Life Saver Watta day! |
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March 31, 2007 Disney's Princess Fairytale Flakes A bibbidi bobbodi bowl of cereal. |
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March 6, 2007 The Coke-Babies Guide to Finances Get rich or die tryin' or remain middle class. |
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February 24, 2007 The Yorkie Bar Anarchy from the UK. |
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January 6, 2007 Recycling The silent killer. |
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December 24, 2006 Christmas Celebration v.2006 Two thousand and six times better than last year! |
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December 16, 2006 TIME Magazine's Man of the Year Announced: Huzzah! |
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November 15, 2006 My Best Friend: A tribute. |
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November 9, 2006 Coca Cola Scandal! This time, they've gone too far. |
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October 29, 2006 Halloween Spectacular! Warning: Not actually spectacular. |
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October 18, 2006 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie. Radical? |
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October 01, 2006 Cool Pack. What's cooler than being cool? Nothing. |
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August 09, 2006 Diet Pepsi Jazz Strawberries and Cream and Cola and Artificial Sweeteners. Yum? |
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August 05, 2006 Berry Rice Krispies Warning: May contain numerous references to the phrase "berry good". |
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July 29, 2006 House of Pain lyric analysis. They probably took themselves too seriously. |
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July 4, 2006 Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza. Bigger and better than ever! |
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July 1, 2006 HOLLYWOOD SCANDAL! An exclusive, in depth report. |
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May 15, 2006 Spider Man - The Ultimate Ride Blame Canada. |
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March 25, 2006 The 11th Annual National Kriss Kross Day Be totally krossed out or be square. |
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February 25, 2006 Tab Energy 80's nostalgia has gone too far. |
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February 6, 2006 Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo We gonna rock down to electric boogaloo. |
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December 31, 2005 The Star Wars Holiday Special Happy Life Day. |
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December 7, 2005 The Top 10 Christmas Songs of All Time Because 11 would be too many. |
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November 11, 2005 Necco Wafers A coke-babies tribute to an American classic. |
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October 30, 2005 Halloween 2005 A Coke-Babies candy extravaganza! |
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October 5, 2005 Peach Fresca It's just peachy. (Get it? Ugh.) |
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October 1, 2005 CLICK HERE NOW 4 FREE MUSICZ! Ba ba, ba da da da da da. |
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September 28, 2005 An in-depth, sociogenic look at "Trapped in the Closet". R. Kelly is deep. |
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August 31, 2005 Ich bin ein part of this balanced breakfast. German cereal sucks. |
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July 9, 2005 Boys Beware The homosexuals are coming... for you. |
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July 4, 2005 The 2005 4th of July Spectacular Even better than last year! |
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May 29, 2005 The Updated it's a small world Change sucks, after all. |
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May 18, 2005 The Longest Yard The preview you must read. |
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April 06, 2005 Chili Pepper Beer Flea bass solos not included. |
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March 24, 2005 The New Pepsi One. New and |
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March 19, 2005 The original Fantastic Four movie. Fantastic! |
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March 2, 2005 Marvel Milk Madness! Less alliteration found inside. |
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January 31, 2005 RPM and e-Moo Flavored Carbonated Milk. e-Awesome? Find out. |
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December 24, 2004
Keep Christ in Christmas Themed Foodstuffs. |
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December 10, 2004
National Treasure Reviewed: Boring. |
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December 5, 2004
It came from the basement: Soda Sadness. |
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November 17, 2004
I'd say "Sorry, this is the last time," but it probably isn't. Florida 2004 |
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November 2, 2004
TOTALLY AWESOME!!! |
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October 22, 2004
Monster Cereals: Good? Bad? Overrated? OR BOTH??? |
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October 16, 2004
The Halloween Olympics: Brief, but Stupid |
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September 29, 2004
The definitive guide to Halloween Candy. Is not here. |
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September 17, 2004
Street Fighter: The Movie: The Experience. |
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September 17, 2004
Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park: Phantom-tastic! |
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July 21, 2004
Arf arf, don't feed me this crap. |
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July 1, 2004
A very special fourth of July spectacular! |
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June 23, 2004
Fish and beer: it's not just for England anymore. |
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May 27, 2004
A decade is longer than you think. |
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May 10, 2004
2 for 2? You Bet. |
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March 29, 2004
When I left you, I was but the learner... |
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January 26, 2004
The cow says: "Debris! We've got debris!"; Universal Revisited |
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November 19, 2003
Paper Airplanes (Makeshift Fun) |
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November 3 2003
Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for months. |
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April 19, 2003
Love, Midwest American Style. |
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January 6, 2003
Don't fear the reaper, fear the garbage man. Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 reviewed. |
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October 5, 2002
Cocaine and Muscles... Lots of muscles: Licensing Part 2 |
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August 25, 2002
Licensed To Drive.... Sales: Part 1 |
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August 7, 2002
"Adventures in the Magic Kingdom" Art imitates life imitates 50's idealism. |
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August 3, 2002 "You Still Ghetto" Book Review Evaluate your socioeconomic status quickly and easily. |
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July 31, 2002
Florida Part 5: Go-karts, frozen beverages, and marriage consummation in a parking lot. |
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July 28, 2002
Florida Part 4: The Magic of the Movies vs. The Magic of Pouring Rain. |
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July 22, 2002
Florida Part 3: The Sun! The Sun??? |
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July 19, 2002
Florida Part 2: Ruin your memories for only $50. |
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July 17, 2002
Florida Part 1: Getting there is |
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